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Ten Commandments For Raising Juvenile Delinquents

July 1, 2009

  1. Do not condemn tobacco, liquor, drugs, the theater, the TV, gambling, jazz or rock music, long hair, miniskirts, and the like, so that your children will not become inhibited.
  2. When your daughter comes home at midnight or your son arrives during the wee hours of the morning, do not ask where they had been or who had been their companions, so that you so not violate the privacy of their personal affairs.
  3. Do not unbent from your parental dignity by engaging in such childish activities as playing with your children or discussing with them their plans, problems, or pleasures, so that they will not develop security, affection, or trust in you.
  4. Do not waste time in family picnics, camping, vacations, or in taking your children to the zoo, the museum, the art gallery, the concerts, or to any other cultural places, so that you can use all your precious time in reaching the top most rung of the ladder in your chosen profession.
  5. Give your children as much money as you possibly can for their needs as well as for their imaginary wants, so that they will learn the fine art of ostentatious spending and conspicuous consumption.
  6. Surround your children with servants who are always ready to respond to their slightest back and call, and do not let your children do any work that will soil their beautiful soft hands, so that they will grow up to become dignified ladies and gentlemen.
  7. When your children get into trouble with your neighbors, the school authorities, or the police, be sure always to side with your children, so that they will know that you really love them.
  8. Send your children only to non-sectarian schools, so that they will get-rounded education when they are exposed to evolution, humanism, spiritism, liberalism, or atheism.
  9. Do not mince words when you discuss your doubts regarding your table conversations so that your children will see that you are a parent with an independent mind. Or, better yet, criticize, the preacher, for the best dish you can serve for Sabbath or Sunday dinner is roasted pastor.
  10. Conduct family worship only once in a while when it is convenient, or even eliminate it completely, so that your children will not get tired with too much religious instruction.

Then prepare yourself for a heart-rending grief as faithful obedience to these commandments guarantees 100 percent success in raising juvenile delinquents.

A Wonderful Insight from Dermajuv Eye Wrinkle Cream

June 4, 2009

eye-wrinkle-creamI must confess that I am one of the worst doubters among doubters. Why? Because unless and until you open my brain and let me see by the eyes that things are tangible enough to be perceived or ideas are feasible enough to be believed, you cannot make me accept any proposition at all. Bribe me, if you will, but I may not accept it and you expect to succeed in your wildest dreams. I am really a skeptic. I do not readily believe on things that my eyes didn’t see. I consider myself one of the most hypocritical doubters. Now something has convinced me and stripped me of my personality as a doubting Thomas. That something opened my mind to greater possibilities and enabled me to accept the fact that although miracles rarely happen, they really happen. But I am not talking of miracle here, I am talking of facts passed upon by own experience.

Folks, I do not wish to get too long, nor I wish to droll your eyes reading this lengthily for I do not want to waste your time. I am talking of an eye wrinkle cream which lets me believe what I see, and see what I believe.

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Avail of the Best Home Insurance in Houston

May 29, 2009

houston-home-insuranceOne way of securing the safety and integrity of a property is to have it applied with an insurance policy from a reputable insurance firm. If you own a house and want it secured from unforeseeable disaster or events, then applying for a home insurance is the best way to do it. There are insurance companies which give full protection and coverage with their clients. If you want to get a trustworthy insurance policy for your home, there are various ways by which you can apply for one. Look for an insurance brochure that gives quote of home insurance, call an insurance agent or do an online search. The last one is the most convenient, the easiest and the quickest way of applying for home insurance. If you live in Houston and want your new home secured from possible loss or destruction, apply for Houston home insurance. Select the insurance firm which can give you the best coverage and the most reasonable terms.

Nauseating Heights: Lowering your Risk of Altitude Sickness

May 23, 2009

mountian-climbing-high-altitudesIf you’re heading for high places like the mountains, make sure you’re prepared for the altitude change.

The decreased oxygen in the air at higher altitude can cause altitude sickness. Symptoms can include headache, breathlessness with mild exertion, fatigue, nausea and disturbed sleep. To avoid this:

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